Saturday, September 25, 2010

Video Evidence of Parental Embarrassment

Parents have always been embarrassing.

Since the beginning of time, from The Charleston to The Macarena, our parents have been dancing ridiculously and making us want to disown them. Heck, my sister claims that our own mother once attempted to give her an inebriated lap dance, but that's neither here nor there...

The really shitty thing about these magical Modern Times is that when our parents try to be cutting edge (while cutting a rug) there will be YouTube evidence and viral videos rampant as never-ending proof of the unfortunate events.

In every single other way, I believe that kids these days are mushy turds who would crumble under the weight of a devastatingly crushing two minutes unattached to a mobile cellular device or Wii.

However, I have just a smidgen of sympathy for these two girls, due to the fact that their father will live in infamy on the Internet as the RoboFag that made Ru Paul look like John Wayne in the heterosexuality department.



                                                                                           
Something tells me one of these kids is going to get dragged out of a strip club by her clear stilettos in a few years...

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