Saturday, September 18, 2010

Poopy Tassel

If preppy pet sweaters and retarded bandannas weren't embarrassing enough, 




(This blog has basically been writing itself lately, with all of the good material out there!)


*Thanks to Amanda G. for inspiring this post. :o)

Monday, September 13, 2010

Poultry Panic

Vocal, disappointed (and hilarious) customers of a Popeye's Chicken outrage:

Dirty Souf Leprechan

I posted this on Facebook, but you know what? I wasn't fucking satisfied with the feedback provided. A few wonderful people commented on the goodness of this video, but not nearly enough--Considering how ridiculously GREAT it is!



I think I need to move to Mobile, Alabama....

Thursday, September 2, 2010

WOW, guys.

I'm so freakin' sorry I haven't been on here since...JUNE 18?! What the hell is wrong with me? Anyway, rather than grovel at your feet, beg for your forgiveness and start gagging down everyone's sock-eyed salmons, I think I'll just try and redeem myself with an amazing clip from Hot Tub Time Machine.
 I know, I know, I had my doubts about this movie at first, too. It looked like it could be another one of those shitty "bro ha has": a mega-gay opus to Dude Love, thinly masked as a humorous romp through those glory days of yore (that anyone over age 21 seems to mourn).
Well, it's way fucking more than that--it's seriously hilarious, and Rob Corddry reminded me of my ardent love for bald guys, especially of the comic variety. (Seriously: David Cross, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chapelle, like 20 others...A-freakin-mazing!)

Anyway, sorry about that nasty little hiatus, and please enjoy:


Friday, June 18, 2010

I Can't Stand It.

So good it makes me want to die.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Day of the Mommies

 In honor of all our Mothers have done for us, let's spend a little time with them today--either physically or in memory/though if that is our only option, and take a look at these super cute baby/mommy animal pictures I found on Life magazine's website. To all the Moms I know: I love you all, you are some of the strongest and most giving humans on earth. Three cheers for the Mommies!



Saturday, May 8, 2010

Food Photography vs. People Pictures

 We've been discussing food photography a little bit and how it can be both amusing and repulsive--slyly appealing to the same place inside of our minds where we get urges for other kinds of hungers to be satiated as well.

In keeping with the photography theme, and also in honor of all the sinfully delicious "fair foods" that will be at Tulip Fest today (which I fully intend to gorge on) I wanted to show you guys this collection of food photography that was on NPR this morning. This is food photography done WELL. It actually makes me hungry, rather than making me feel like I have to go take a shower. I think this photo collection is to the Ihop set as a Vogue photo shoot of a naturally beautiful girl would be to a  Hustler magazine shoot of Tara Reid or someone with massive plastic boobies and a fake face, haha. Food for thought!



http://www.npr.org/blogs/pictureshow/2010/05/07/126610610/food

Oh, and by the way--I went to Friendlys yesterday, and BOY are they guilty of pornographic food advertising! I was looking over the menu and laughing my ass off. "Happy Endings?!" For visual reinforcement of what I mean, go to the website and take a look at the Mango Raspberry Swirl Sorbet on the left hand side. Ummmm...Was it really necessary for them to position a mango in the picture right next to a scoop of identically sized sorbet? The mango even has a little nub on it like a nipple! Needless to say, I did get the sorbet and it was pretty amazing...