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I don't really feel like I even have to say anything to make this funnier than it already is. Or more pitiful, for that matter.
However, I'm going to make some comments anyhow:
A) "Forever Lazy" will definitely ensure that you never, ever get laid again.
B) Why is this better (or different) than the feety pajamas we wore as kids? Oh, wait--I know. It's different because we were five then, and forty year old adults SHOULD NOT WEAR ONE-PIECE SLEEPWEAR.
C) "While Dad does what he does best!" Jesus...I feel so fucking bad for that fictitious father. He fell asleep (after a couple of brewskis while watching the game) and now drunken dozing is what he "does best"?
Naturally, they aren't showing him slaving away at a thankless job for 10 hours a day, mowing the lawn, taking out the trash, or making sensibly healthy lunch decisions like half a sandwich and soup at Panera instead of the meat lover's sicilian-style heart attack from Little Caesar's. He tries, goddamn it! And this infomercial tries to take that all away from him with an ill-informed little jab suggesting he's lazy. Fucking bullshit.
D) "With a drawstring hoodie to keep the chilly weather away"...Wow. PLEASE don't give people the idea that these are acceptable to wear out of the house. Frankly, they shouldn't even be worn WITHIN the house.
E) "forever lazy has zippered hatches in the front and in the back..." Oh, ewwwwww. Being unwilling to pull your fucking pants down to take a shit or piss is the ultimate in filthy humanry. That's seriously as low as it gets.
